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Calle, why should I choose
you for marriage help?
What will my credit card statement show?
How do I buy your eBooks without using a credit
card?
Do you have physical books or just eBooks?
What else do you do Calle?
Calle, are you a man or a woman?
Calle, what is your religious affiliation?
Is this porn? Does your stuff have porn in it?
Can I use my credit card? (I don't
use PayPal or I don't have a PayPal account)
Why do you
ask for a mailing address?
Q:
Calle, why should I choose you to help me in my marriage over
all the other options that are out there?
A: My primary calling and purpose in life
is to help men create a happier, more sexual marriage
relationship. I take this calling and purpose very seriously
because I've seen way too many broken hearts and broken lives --
men, women, and children whose world has been shattered -- people
who've lost everything that was most important to them.
That means I'm NOT just an author pitching books
at people who are then left to themselves to try to get whatever
help they can out of the books.
Now, don't get me wrong; books are a wonderful
medium to convey useful and helpful information about relationships
because you can read them as many times as you need in order to
really absorb the information. Plus, you can go back and
review the information any time you have the need to do so.
But, sometimes you need more. Sometimes a
book doesn't answer all of your questions or address all of your
problems. Sometimes, you want help based on the specifics of
your unique situation.
And that's where I'm different...
After you've bought one or more of my books,
you get access to me. I actually give you my direct email
and my direct phone number so that you can contact me and get any
specialized help you need.
Now, if you contact me and it turns out that I've
addressed your problem in another one of my books, I'm going to
simply direct you to that book. But if not, then you'll find
-- just as other men have found -- I will do everything I can --
including tapping into my bank of female confidantes -- to provide
you with a useful, workable, and practical solution to your specific
marriage situation.
In fact, just so you know I'm telling you the
truth, here's my direct phone number: (918) 814-3480
If you have any doubts, call me.
And, just so you
know, the reason I'm able to freely offer my contact
information like this without being swamped with calls
is because my books ARE comprehensive.
I've helped a whole
lot of men and I've dealt with a whole lot of situations
and everything that works goes into my books.
Because of this, I get surprisingly few calls. I
guess there's no need to call me when the books provide
the answers and solutions to real-world marriage
questions and problems, right?
Q:
What else
do you do besides help men with their relationships,
Calle?
A:
All day long, 5 days a week, I use my
time to help men get the kind of marriage they want --
which is the same kind of marriage their wife wants --
and this is what I've done for years. I can't
imagine doing anything else.
I thoroughly enjoy
making a difference in homes all over the world. I
enjoy interacting with people everywhere -- the research
and testing -- that enables me to create new books that
help men take their marriages to an even higher, more
satisfying, more sexual level.
Q:
Calle, I
can't tell from your name; are you a man or a woman?
A:
I just took
a quick peek and it looks like I'm all man ;-)
Q:
Are your
books physical books or eBooks?
A:
They are
eBooks that come in Adobe PDF format. The
overwhelming majority of men want this information in a
format they can keep private and it's easier to do that
with an eBook than it is with a physical book.
Q:
Calle, what is your religious
affiliation, if any?
A: I do my best to live my life in a way
that matches and harmonizes with the principles and tenets laid out
in the Holy Bible.
Although my eBooks are focused on marriage
relationships and not religion, experience has shown me that both
anti-Christians and pious-Christians will be "happier" if they avoid
my eBooks. Everyone else seems to appreciate the depth, the
helpfulness, the clarity, and the realism they contain. Most
importantly, the appreciate the results my eBooks give them.
Q:
I'm interested in
enhancing my marriage but I'm a little put off by the images on your
website. Are you about relationships or are you a purveyor of
porn?
A: I am definitely NOT a purveyor of porn
and I am DEFINITELY all about helping men create the kind of
marriage that both they AND their wife want.
Personally, I'd rather not have the images on my
website either. However, I've found that I am able to help
more men (and more marriages) IF I leave the images on my websites.
I guess the images help men stop long enough to pay attention to the
help that I have to offer them.
Incidentally, this is the same reason I use the
website names that I use...some of them may seem overly direct and
maybe even a bit vulgar...but they get men's attention.
Myself, I like the name MarriedAndHappy.com --
because I want married people to be happy -- which is why that's my
main site. However, many men will see that webpage and skip
right on by it. But, when they see NymphomaniacWife.com, they
are curious enough to click. Hopefully, at that point, I'm
able to inspire and persuade them to take action towards improving
their marriage.
Q:
Calle, I'd like
to get some of your eBooks but I DO NOT want my wife to see what it
is that I've bought. So, what exactly shows up on the credit
card statement?
A: Your credit card statement will show
"PAYPAL*ZORRO LLC". It will NOT reveal anything about what you
purchased nor will it reveal which website you are purchasing from.
It is completely discrete.
Q:
How does one
purchase your eBooks if they don't have a credit card...or if they
don't want to use their credit card because their wife goes through
the credit card statement with a fine-tooth comb?
A: Easy...mail a money order for the
correct amount to:
Zorro LLC
PO Box 35582
Tulsa, OK 74153
Along with your money order, include a note that
specifies which eBook(s) you are purchasing (Catalog) and what email address
we should send the eBooks to when we receive your order.
Also, send an email to
CustomerService@MarriedAndHappy.com telling us you've mailed us
a payment so we can watch for it and make sure your order is
fulfilled as promptly as possible.
Q:
Can I just use my credit card? I don't have a PayPal
account and I don't want to have one.
A:
Even though we use PayPal as our payment processor, that
does NOT mean you are required to have a PayPal account.
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Simply add the items you want to the Shopping Cart
and then click "Submit Order" at the bottom-right
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This will take you to a window that asks you to
login to PayPal.
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If you'll look to the left of that login box, you'll
see the text, "Don't have a PayPal account? Use
your credit card or bank account (where available).
Continue".
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Click the "Continue" link and you can use your
credit card OUTSIDE of PayPal.
Q:
Why do you ask for a mailing address? I
don't want to receive anything by postal mail.
A: My Shopping Cart
requires a mailing address in order to process a credit
card payment.
I do NOT use your physical address.
I will NOT mail you anything physically and I certainly
will NOT mail you third-party promotions.
The same is true of your phone
number...I will NEVER call you to pitch you anything.
The ONLY time I would ever call your phone number is if
you ordered something and gave me a bad email
address...in which case I would wait a few days to see
if you emailed me and if you didn't, then I wold make a
discreet phone call.
Unless you tell me otherwise, I WILL
on occasion send out my "Men's Interest Newsletter" to
those who have specifically asked for it and to those
who have bought products from me. With EVERY
newsletter, I include a link by which one may unsuscribe
and those who click that link will NEVER hear from me
again.
Moreover, every newsletter I send out
via email will contain useful and interesting
information that a man can use to improve his marriage
relationship. I do NOT send out raw product pitch
emails. I will however...along with the useful,
interesting information...include a link to one or more
of my products for those who are interested in more.
So, bottom line, it IS safe for
you to come into my world and benefit from the
information I have to share with you.
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