08-22-2011, 06:56 PM
Ladies,
I don't recommend you take my advice unless you want better sex.
The fact is, I am not a woman.
I am merely a man that is sexually well adjusted and in tune with the facts. (This after being a member of Married and Happy and learning from this forum from other quality men.)
From my perspective, according to what I have read the female orgasm is a mind blowing experience.
The fact is that I envy the ability of you females to have multiple orgasms.
But, I digress. We need to discuss how to be an inaccessible woman and avoid the nastiness of having orgasms and the possibility of making your man cause you the inconvenience of having one (not to mention many) orgasms.
In my view, to see my woman smile any time she see's me is like the morning sun rising in a cascade of flowing colors. Like taking a handful of your favorite craola crayons and applying them to a white piece of paper and creating a masterpiece worthy of the refrigerator.
The smile on her face is the paycheck at the end of the week!
Happiness!
So, to be an inaccessible woman, never smile when you see your man. Your response would be to frown with your head in a downward direction. The key here is NOT to make eye contact.
I have noticed that women of ALL ages love the new electronic gadgets that are on the market these days. Buy them and use them regularly and espescially in front of your man.
There is nothing that turns on a man less than to be pre-empted by an Ipad touch. Or, answering your cell and talking for an hour or so after your man just did his best rendition of Hell's Kitchen and made you dinner.
The female orgasm is over rated any ways girls!
And don't forget to teach your daughters these same tactics to avoid the unpleasantness of a/several orgasms.
Have a wonderful unorgasmic day!
I don't recommend you take my advice unless you want better sex.
The fact is, I am not a woman.
I am merely a man that is sexually well adjusted and in tune with the facts. (This after being a member of Married and Happy and learning from this forum from other quality men.)
From my perspective, according to what I have read the female orgasm is a mind blowing experience.
The fact is that I envy the ability of you females to have multiple orgasms.
But, I digress. We need to discuss how to be an inaccessible woman and avoid the nastiness of having orgasms and the possibility of making your man cause you the inconvenience of having one (not to mention many) orgasms.
In my view, to see my woman smile any time she see's me is like the morning sun rising in a cascade of flowing colors. Like taking a handful of your favorite craola crayons and applying them to a white piece of paper and creating a masterpiece worthy of the refrigerator.
The smile on her face is the paycheck at the end of the week!
Happiness!
So, to be an inaccessible woman, never smile when you see your man. Your response would be to frown with your head in a downward direction. The key here is NOT to make eye contact.
I have noticed that women of ALL ages love the new electronic gadgets that are on the market these days. Buy them and use them regularly and espescially in front of your man.
There is nothing that turns on a man less than to be pre-empted by an Ipad touch. Or, answering your cell and talking for an hour or so after your man just did his best rendition of Hell's Kitchen and made you dinner.
The female orgasm is over rated any ways girls!
And don't forget to teach your daughters these same tactics to avoid the unpleasantness of a/several orgasms.
Have a wonderful unorgasmic day!